Don't effing walk

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Ditches Lane, Chaldon, London Borough of Croydon, London, Surrey, Greater London, England, CR5 1DA, United Kingdom
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Climb Profile

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Gradient key0-3%3-6%6-9%9-12%12-15%15%+

Climb Stats

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Climb categoryUncategorised
Distance0.4 km / 0.25 miles
Elevation gain11.3 m / 37 ft
Average gradient2.8%
Maximum gradient21.3%
Elevation high138.3 m / 454 ft
Elevation low126.8 m / 416 ft
Climb difficulty score1,131.59

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Climb Rank

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This climb ranks 2,278,968th out of 2,710,652 worldwide cycling climbs.

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Ranked as the 261,908th most difficult cycling climb of all 332,744 climbs in United Kingdom.

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Places 207,451st out of 268,497 cycling climbs in England.

Ranks 6,707th out of 8,538 cycling climbs in Surrey.

Ranking 21st out of 31 cycling climbs in London.

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