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What a Malarkey

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Cockering Road, Stuppington, Thanington, Canterbury, Kent, England, CT1 3XS, United Kingdom
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Climb Stats

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Climb categoryUncategorised
Distance2.18 km / 1.36 miles
Elevation gain53.4 m / 175 ft
Average gradient2.5%
Maximum gradient26.2%
Elevation high95.4 m / 313 ft
Elevation low42 m / 138 ft
Climb difficulty score5,349.57

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Climb Rank

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This climb ranks 1,044,961st out of 2,710,652 worldwide cycling climbs.

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Ranked as the 94,149th most difficult cycling climb of all 332,744 climbs in United Kingdom.

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Places 69,562nd out of 268,497 cycling climbs in England.

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Ranks 2,113th out of 7,817 cycling climbs in Kent.

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Ranking 83rd out of 711 cycling climbs in Canterbury.

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