Is your bum sweaty yet?

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Southend Road, Woodham Mortimer, Maldon, Essex, England, CM9 6TH, United Kingdom
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Climb Stats

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Climb categoryUncategorised
Distance2.35 km / 1.46 miles
Elevation gain49.2 m / 161 ft
Average gradient2.1%
Maximum gradient7.2%
Elevation high101.7 m / 334 ft
Elevation low52.5 m / 172 ft
Climb difficulty score4,916.31

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Climb Rank

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This climb ranks 1,112,997th out of 2,710,652 worldwide cycling climbs.

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Ranked as the 101,999th most difficult cycling climb of all 332,744 climbs in United Kingdom.

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Places 75,718th out of 268,497 cycling climbs in England.

Ranks 577th out of 7,486 cycling climbs in Essex.

Ranking 48th out of 383 cycling climbs in Maldon.

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