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I love the smell of shite in the morning

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Porthtowan STW, Trevissick Farm, St. Agnes, Porthtowan, Cornwall, England, TR4 8AJ, United Kingdom
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Climb Stats

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Climb categoryUncategorised
Distance1.46 km / 0.91 miles
Elevation gain63 m / 207 ft
Average gradient4.3%
Maximum gradient18.4%
Elevation high107.3 m / 352 ft
Elevation low44.3 m / 145 ft
Climb difficulty score6,296.49

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Climb Rank

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This climb ranks 921,678th out of 2,710,652 worldwide cycling climbs.

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Ranked as the 80,013th most difficult cycling climb of all 332,744 climbs in United Kingdom.

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Places 58,553rd out of 268,497 cycling climbs in England.

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Ranks 1,972nd out of 6,988 cycling climbs in Cornwall.

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Ranking 12th out of 32 cycling climbs in Porthtowan.

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