Bastard Mother Fucker

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University of Brighton - Falmer campus, Brighton & Hove Bypass, Coldean, Stanmer, Brighton and Hove, England, BN1 9PY, United Kingdom
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Climb Profile

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120 m140 m155 m175 m50.0% from 0 m to 1 m50.0% from 1 m to 2 m50.0% from 2 m to 2 m0.0% from 2 m to 8 m23.5% from 8 m to 10 m30.0% from 10 m to 12 m28.6% from 12 m to 14 m17.4% from 14 m to 16 m26.1% from 16 m to 18 m0.0% from 18 m to 23 m8.7% from 23 m to 28 m20.0% from 28 m to 30 m18.2% from 30 m to 32 m28.6% from 32 m to 34 m9.8% from 34 m to 38 m0.0% from 38 m to 43 m8.9% from 43 m to 47 m13.8% from 47 m to 50 m13.3% from 50 m to 53 m14.3% from 53 m to 56 m13.3% from 56 m to 59 m0.0% from 59 m to 67 m7.3% from 67 m to 73 m13.8% from 73 m to 76 m13.3% from 76 m to 79 m20.0% from 79 m to 82 m12.1% from 82 m to 85 m0.0% from 85 m to 92 m1.7% from 92 m to 115 m10.3% from 115 m to 119 m10.8% from 119 m to 123 m11.1% from 123 m to 126 m12.1% from 126 m to 130 m0.0% from 130 m to 155 m0.0% from 155 m to 175 m0.0% from 175 m to 181 m0.0% from 181 m to 197 m0.0% from 197 m to 201 m0.0% from 201 m to 232 m0.0% from 232 m to 260 m0.0% from 260 m to 274 m-2.7% from 274 m to 288 m-9.0% from 288 m to 295 m-6.7% from 295 m to 301 m-7.7% from 301 m to 306 m-8.7% from 306 m to 311 m0.0% from 311 m to 322 m19.0% from 322 m to 324 m16.0% from 324 m to 326 m18.2% from 326 m to 329 m35.3% from 329 m to 330 m18.2% from 330 m to 332 m28.6% from 332 m to 335 m30.0% from 335 m to 337 m30.0% from 337 m to 339 m28.6% from 339 m to 341 m27.3% from 341 m to 343 m18.2% from 343 m to 345 m27.3% from 345 m to 347 m26.1% from 347 m to 350 m26.1% from 350 m to 352 m22.2% from 352 m to 354 m33.3% from 354 m to 355 m25.0% from 355 m to 357 m13.3% from 357 m to 362 m20.0% from 362 m to 365 m21.4% from 365 m to 367 m25.0% from 367 m to 370 m30.0% from 370 m to 372 m34.8% from 372 m to 374 m28.6% from 374 m to 376 m28.6% from 376 m to 378 m30.0% from 378 m to 380 m30.0% from 380 m to 382 m25.0% from 382 m to 385 m25.0% from 385 m to 387 m26.1% from 387 m to 389 m17.4% from 389 m to 392 m26.1% from 392 m to 394 m21.1% from 394 m to 396 m18.2% from 396 m to 398 m27.3% from 398 m to 400 m17.4% from 400 m to 403 m26.1% from 403 m to 405 m19.0% from 405 m to 407 m28.6% from 407 m to 409 m0.0% from 409 m to 411 m15.4% from 411 m to 414 m26.1% from 414 m to 416 m16.0% from 416 m to 419 m28.6% from 419 m to 421 m12.8% from 421 m to 425 m23.1% from 425 m to 428 m25.0% from 428 m to 430 m26.1% from 430 m to 433 m0.0% from 433 m to 435 m11.3% from 435 m to 440 m17.4% from 440 m to 443 m19.0% from 443 m to 445 m16.7% from 445 m to 447 m27.3% from 447 m to 449 m24.0% from 449 m to 452 m30.0% from 452 m to 454 m17.4% from 454 m to 456 m24.0% from 456 m to 459 m9.4% from 459 m to 465 m10.8% from 465 m to 469 m10.8% from 469 m to 472 m9.3% from 472 m to 477 m13.0% from 477 m to 481 m14.0% from 481 m to 486 m8.3% from 486 m to 490 m12.2% from 490 m to 495 m12.8% from 495 m to 500 m12.2% from 500 m to 505 m13.0% from 505 m to 510 m12.8% from 510 m to 514 m12.8% from 514 m to 519 m8.2% from 519 m to 524 m8.3% from 524 m to 529 m8.9% from 529 m to 533 m13.0% from 533 m to 538 m8.7% from 538 m to 542 m2.3% from 542 m to 560 m9.8% from 560 m to 564 m10%2%-1%18%16%8%0 m100 m200 m300 m400 m500 m
Gradient key0-3%3-6%6-9%9-12%12-15%15%+

Climb Stats

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Climb categoryUncategorised
Distance0.56 km / 0.35 miles
Elevation gain50.2 m / 165 ft
Average gradient8.9%
Maximum gradient30.5%
Elevation high173 m / 568 ft
Elevation low122.8 m / 403 ft
Climb difficulty score5,020.49

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Climb Rank

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This climb ranks 1,095,837th out of 2,710,652 worldwide cycling climbs.

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Ranked as the 100,025th most difficult cycling climb of all 332,744 climbs in United Kingdom.

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Places 74,163rd out of 268,497 cycling climbs in England.

Ranks 397th out of 1,243 cycling climbs in Brighton and Hove.

Ranking 47th out of 110 cycling climbs in Stanmer.

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